I simply cannot believe the number of moms in Chetek who have white teeth nor the number of people in Cameron with flat bellies. And I cannot begin to tell you about the dens of iniquity that surround me with the most beautiful women I have ever seen (scantily dressed) and online waiting to date ME!
I am sure that you have seen these ads that figure out where you live and autofill all of the ads so that it appears your neighbors are all buying, doing, or contacting you about some product or service. The way that I figure it, the town of Dallas ( pop. 356) has the world’s largest number of adult dating services. And in Cameron ( pop. 1705) the total adult female population has cumulatively lost around a half billion pounds of belly fat.
I have learned that Chetek has the most knowledgable people about whitening teeth. If your teeth do not have nova-like brilliance, you should come here or buy their products exclusively. I won’t tell you about the towns that have clean colons, you can figure that out for yourself.
The age of misrepresentation is upon us. The good news is that I do not have to live through it alone. If I just click on Dallas, Wisconsin there is a friend who is waiting to talk to me, but before I do, I will click on Cameron and lose some belly fat. Might as well get my teeth whitened, too, if I want to make a good impression.
I am surrounded by people who are better than me but are willing to help me improve. I have never felt so loved…
Ah, come on. Everyone knows those people live in Brookfield! 😉
I sure wish I knew what you were talking about.
The sidebars (and sometimes the banners) for many websites include advertisements that “Insert Local Town Name Here” in their ads. As in “(Insert Local Town Name Here)Mom Discovers Simple Way to Whiten Teeth”.
Have you not seen any of those blog ads?
No…I haven’t. 🙂
Haha, ah those advertisements…
Dallas Wisconsin might only have 356 people but it is home to the Viking Brewing Company: http://www.vikingbrewing.com/
An excellent and underrated microbrewery.
Yes, it’s true and the tours are on Saturday. You can stop by Clicker’s (next door) and meet some of the nicest people. But if you are looking for any of the 20 oz bottles to take home, I hear that you might find it difficult.