May Garden Center in downtown Oconomowoc, Wisconsin appears to be selling castle doctrine paraphernalia. On display in the window of the shop are large decorative signs that customers can purchase to hang on their doors or place on their lawns. The signs read, “We Don’t Dial 911,” with what appear to be wooden guns hanging below. One sign features a mock pistol, the other a rifle. I find the sale of these “ornaments” incredibly disturbing and dangerous. Come on, Wisconsin, we are better than this!