While I’m sure most readers are already aware of this, it bears repeating: demon sex can make you gay. That’s right.
Christian magazine Charisma reports that sexual attacks by demons are so wonderfully orgasmic that victims worry they’ll never find the same kind of pleasure again with mere mortals. What a problem to wrestle with, but wrestle with it we will!
So, you’re certainly asking yourself by now, I get how demon sex can disturb my marriage, but how can it make me gay? It’s simple, really.
When a male demon, an incubus, sexually assaults a man the guy is so hooked he can’t go back to mortal women, so the next best thing is his college roommate. And vice versa for women vs succubus. This stuff is not hard to understand.
So stay away from those watering holes where demons tend to hang out, and stick to sex with flesh and blood types. But if you must have sex with demons at least use some sort of inter-dimensional prophylactic.