Ever since Obama won re-election various spittle spewing blabberjabbers on the right have been hollering about how his supporters voted for more free stuff. Well, I have news for all of them. I voted for Obama and………………  my free stuff came in the mail just this very morning!

I got a Che’ Guevara T-shirt and matching beret’, a map of Kenya, copies of both the Quran and the Communist Manifesto, and a really nice ACORN keychain and pen/pencil set.



9 Responses to I Got My Free Stuff Today!

  1. John Casper says:

    Well played.

  2. Dan says:

    Coincidentally, I received an itemized invoice for all the stuff you listed above.

    You’re welcome.

  3. Dan says:

    Of course we do. Just fill out the shirt size change application form, and mail it, along with the original shirt and your shirt size change fee, to the address on the form. Your request will be reviewed by the shirt size change approval committee, and, pending approval, you will receive your new shirt in 9-12 weeks.

  4. Duane12 says:

    In addition to the free stuff, he sent me a duplicate voter ID. Now I have one with a beard and one without my beard. All I have to do is take along my shaving kit to the poll. After voting the first time, I will go to the men’s room and shave.

    Voila, a new identity!

  5. Sue says:

    I got five kinds of birth control and a gift certificate for an abortion at the clinic of my choice. I’m past menopause but free’s free, ya know?

  6. Steve Hanson says:

    Wait — No Obamaphone? You got screwed, man.

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