Gun Follies II – A Conservative Parable

It had been some time since I had scooted over to my favorite comedy site, Conservapedia. For those who don’t know, Conservapedia is the creation of Andrew Schafly, nitwit son of Eagle Forum founder Phyllis Schafly, who continues to plague school districts with autonomic minions whose sole objectives are to…

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Guns Make a Difference Again …

… this time in the former lives of seven individuals at a small California university. And to those who say another person with a gun could have stopped the rampage, here’s this. I spoke with a fellow who teaches conceal/carry classes this weekend. Nice guy. He wanted to stay anonymous…

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Gun Follies I

Guns in shooting being tested after Jackson State University student fatally shot. Eighty-year old felon, with two prior convictions of holding a gun as felon, shoots alleged burglar. Jailers overlook gun on suspect while booking him into Athens-Clarke County jail. Authorities say Montana man arrested for attempting to bring four…

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A Wingnut’s Answer to Nearly Everything …

… and it’s not to stay on topic. No, no. That would be too difficult for the trolling wingnut. Instead, they’ve mastered the technique called deflection. Fred Dooley of Real Debate (ask Zach and capper) is especially good at this. Essentially, deflection is an attempt to hijack an argument because…

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Zombies for Walker

I was out taking a walk late one night When my eyes beheld an eerie sight In the graveyard nearby I saw something rise They were zombies to my surprise They were the dead They were the really dead The really dead Some were missing their head Missing their head…

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Just Curious

I was doing some Intertube research on the rights to vote and bear arms. While doing so I came across an interesting question and would like to pose it here. Which right would you rather lose, the right to vote or the right to bear arms? Explain why.

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Chewbacca’s Brother Sets the Record Straight

Chewbacca Bozell’s little brother, L., still hasn’t graduated from playground taunts. He demonstrated this in a letter written to CNN host Piers Morgan regarding CNN’s and the other librul media’s coverage of Rush Limbaugh’s 453rd gaffe. Basically, his letter can be boiled down to this: “Neener-neener you got no wiener”. Whew. Why,…

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Time Goes By

I was at the library today doing some work on my laptop and downloading a new version of Norton. The download was taking some time, so I looked over to the shelf to my left and saw the book Nixon, by Stephen Ambrose. I had scanned through this book several…

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It’s Catching

Fred Dooley Syndrome is spreading across the nation. The latest outbreak has occurred in Montana where federal judge Richard Cebull admitted forwarding an email that compared African-Americans to dogs and implied that President Obama’s mother had sex with animals. Cebull later said in an interview — after getting caught —…

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The Gift of Rape

Only in the bizarro world of Rick Santorum and his fruitcake followers. A little more than a month ago the piously-puritanical candidate for the Republican/Teabagger nomination said this during an attempt to clarify his position on abortion (h/t Wonkette): “I’ve always, you know, I believe and I think the right…

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