So Charlie Sykes - also known by his more formal sounding nom de plume Charles J. Sykes - has graced us all with a preview of his 50 Rules, due in stores Thursday, presumably to whet the appetites of his rabid and devoted fan base.
Michael Mathias over at Pundit Nation and Paul Soglin at Waxing America have both started to break down the three rules Charlie previewed, and I just wanted to add my own thoughts on Rule #11, because it’s got some glaring problems (emphasis mine).
RULE (11): After you graduate, you won’t be competing against rivals who were raised to be wimps on the playground.
The Duke of Wellington once said that “the Battle of Waterloo was won on the playing fields of Eton ” – reflecting his view that competitive sports shape a nation’s character. We sure as hell should hope that’s not true about America unless, that is, we plan on going to war against an enemy who also values non-competitive, risk-free, self-esteem building play activities for its young….
Now I’m sure you’re wondering what’s wrong with the quote I’ve highlighted, and I’d love to explain. It’s improbable Wellington ever actually said, “the battle of Waterloo was won on the playing fields of Eton,” because according to various sources I’ve read, Wellington had been dead for three years when, in 1855, Charles Montalembert credited him with that remark in his De l’Avenir politique de l’Angleterre. The Duke of Wellington was at Eton from 1781 to 1784, from the ages of 12 to 15, and it’s known he was an idle and dreamy boy who took no part in organized sports. There was, in fact, little in the way of organized sport at Eton at that time, the activities to be seen on the playing fields appeared to the uninitiated to be more like free-for-all fights than games. Further, Wellington was said to have remembered his days at Eton as lonely and unhappy, his only sport being solitary leaps across a local brook, and he almost never visited the school in later years despite being its most famous alumnus.
I’m left to wonder if Charlie Sykes has any researchers on his staff, and if so, did he bother to have any of them make sure this quote - which he uses to help justify the logic behind Rule #11 - was accurate and attributed to the right person? If not, Charlie should get someone on that.