Senator Jim Holperin, is the subject of a recall election. Local tea party organizer Kim Simac, will be announcing her candidacy to run against Senator Holperin. Why Kim Simac you may ask? because Dan Baltes was busy) But I digress, back to Ms. Simac.
Ms. Simac is the author of numerous children’s books, including deposed Fox talk show crazy, Glen Beck’s favorite children’s book “With My Rifle By My Side”.
Now that she will be busy running for office trying to take our rights away and sell our power plants to the lowest bidder, she might be too busy to write. So I thought as a community service for the children, we could help her with future books. She nailed the idea of a children’s book perfectly with her last one. So I thought we could help her out with future ones. I am sure she is a brilliant writer, so let’s just help her with more titles as appropriate to children as “With My Rifle By My Side.” that would make the “tea party” proud.
Here are some of my ideas, lets hear yours:
” My favorite swear words”
“One Fish, Two Fish, but only White Fish”
” Fox in Socks and American Flag dress shirts”
“How the grinch saved Christmas, from all of those commie bastards that say Happy Holidays”
“Diary of a Wimpy Kid: who grew up to be a Congressman from Janesville”
“The Tale of Despereaux: Scott Walkers national ambitions”
“Scooby Doo and the mystery of the Blue Painters Tape”
“the Very Hungry Caterpillar: who is a lazy bastard on welfare who refuses to get a job and wants us to provide everything for him”
“Greenilicious: the story of the fight for the Koch Brothers campaign money”
“The Rainbow Fish Chooses to be that way”