How Dare She….

What will her base do for a date on Friday night? H/T Think Progress:

Tonight, Michele Bachmann became the first presidential candidate to sign a pledge created by THE FAMiLY LEADER, an influential social-conservative group in Iowa. By signing the pledge Bachmann “vows” to “uphold the institution of marriage as only between one man and one woman” by committing herself to 14 specifics steps.

The problem is the 9th step on the pledge bans all forms of Pornography. The Sports Illustrated Swimsuit issue, the Victoria Secret catalog and all ads(and clothes sold) at Abercrombie & Fitch.

The only thing IOWA’s family “leader” missed in the pledge that Michelle Bachmann signed, was that all girls have cooties and Boys go to Jupiter to get more stupider.

Finally we know who will NOT be leading the Michele Bachmann for President campaign in Wisconsin – recalled Wisconsin Republican Senator Robert Cowles.

PS: Nancy Nusbaum is running against Senator \"Porn King\" Cowles and will actually represent the people of the 2nd Senate District!


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1 thought on “How Dare She….

  1. Just when we thought that the new Republican “litmus test” orthodoxy couldn’t get any more bat shit crazy, along comes Bob Vander Plaats, “Iowa social conservative kingmaker”. Holy Cow!!!

    And Michele Bachmann, bat shit crazy trendsetter that she is, embraces him without “batting” an eye. . .

    The Republican Party. . .is. . .insane.

    We’ve already “done” the 1950s, haven’t we?

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