John Corzine Channels John Banner

In what will no doubt thrill psychics around the world, John Corzine has gone to the “other side,” located and is now channelling John Banner.

Yes, John Corzine is Sgt. Schultz.  At least he appears to be in his testimony before the Senate.  When asked where the missing investor money was, his answer?

“”I simply do not know where the money is, or why the accounts have not been reconciled to date.”

Wrong answer, John.  Wrong answer.