Professor Rick’s Paradise

Professor Esenberg has been discussed here lately, and while many people laugh at his futile attempts to explain away the wrongdoings of the Walker administration(and pretty much anyone who puts an R after their name) he has now found the perfect law!

Colorado State Rep Laura Bradford (R- Barley & Hops) claimed immunity when stopped for drunk driving recently:

Colorado state Rep. Laura Bradford (R) was pulled over last week in Denver on the suspicion that she was driving under the influence. During the stop, she admitted to drinking and failed a field sobriety test, but cops claim they were unable to arrest her. Under an obscure state law, elected officials making their way between “legislative events” have immunity from prosecution and Bradford was given a cab home..

Bradford told police when she was pulled over at 10:00 pm that she was leaving a legislative event and had to be back at the state capital in the morning, which was reportedly enough to trigger the law — a law of which Bradford now claims to have been unaware. Denver police, however, say that Bradford refused to waive her immunity under the law when asked, since it would have resulted in her being taken into custody for a breath or blood test.

What a brilliant law for the professor….republicans are free from prosecution. We are checking to see if there is any truth to the rumor that Prof. E already has retained a real estate agent in CO.


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