The irony of “small government” conservatives who talk about wanting government that’s not only smaller, but less intrusive into the lives of citizens:
Government “intrusion” when it comes to providing basic health care coverage for as many Americans as possible? BAD BAD BAD! EEEEEVVVVVILLLLLL!
Government intrusion into the uteruses (or is it uteri?) of women? GOOD GOOD GOOD! TOTALLY AWESOME!!!
Government intrusion on the issue of same-sex marriage? YES YES YES! MORE PLEASE!