AFP Foundation-Wisconsin is proud to announce presidential candidate Rick Santorum, Senator Ron Johnson, and Congressman Paul Ryan will speak at the Defending the American Dream Summit.
We have a sneak preview of what party – goers can expect:
Leading off the festivities is Senator Ron Johnson, who will teach everyone how to marry a rich girl, buy a Senate seat, then have your father in law reimburse you exactly what you paid for the said seat!
Second we have Paul Ryan (R- Wall St.), Ryan will teach the crowd how to vote for the biggest entitlement program in our history(Medicare part D), and still tell people that you are a “conservative watchdog” with a straight face.
Insiders tip: Get to Pink Slip Paul’s speech early, he will be handing out Packer/Badger Schedules.
Finally Republican presidential candidate will be explaining how God gives certain people the "gift" of getting pregnant from being raped and how awesome that is.
It will be a fun filled Saturday afternoon. Bring some extra money so you can get your signed copies of "the proper use of aspirin." by Foster Fries(Rick Santorum’s billionaire owner).
Finally, as an added bonus the next ten people to sign up get entered into a drawing to have a meet and greet With Michelle Malkin!
To Show what you are in store for, we have exclusive coverage of last years winner:
PS: If you see Tim Phillips near you, make sure and shower ASAP!!!