We keep hearing that we’re headed for our doom. The debt and deficit will turn us into the Weimar Republic any day now! The zombies are coming! We’re all gonna die!!!!
Only gold can save us. Well gold and apparently Costco…
Meet the Costco Apocalypse Preparedness Pallet!
Perfect for weathering out the coming end-of-days in your bomb shelter or concrete bunker! You and your family will be living high off the hog with this survival pallet of tasty goodness. It’s important to keep your strength up to fight off the greedy hoards of zombies / Negroes / Muslim / poor / Chinese / Mexicans that are guaranteed to plague you and your family in this post-apocalypse nightmare world that’s coming (any day now!). So stock up on healthy, nutritious food to go along with your well stocked armory and you’re ample supply of nameless, faceless fears and show the world you’re ready for anything.
When it comes to Food Storage, Chef’s Banquet has set a new standard for quality and taste. You won’t believe food storage can taste this good. All of the meals have been developed with the finest quality ingredients possible. The ARK (All-purpose Readiness Kit) is great for long term storage or for daily meals. With a full 2100 calories per day, per bucket, for one adult for 30 days, the ARK can be your stand alone food storage solution. Each of the meals takes less than 20 minutes to prepare (just add water).
- 36 Buckets
- Delicious just-add-water meals
- Easy to open zip-seal mylar foil pouches
- Oxygen absorber in every pouch
- Easily Transportable
- 6 gallon weather proof bucket
- Shelf life – Up to 15 years – if stored in a dry, cool environment
- No High Fructose Corn-Syrup
- No MSG Nutritional information
Each ARK contains the following:
- 330 Total servings
- 2,100 calories/day for 30 days
- Oatmeal – 60 Servings
- Hearty Potato Soup – 60 Servings
- Chicken Vegetable Stew – 30 Servings
- Mixed Vegetables – 30 Servings
- Instant Potatoes – 60 Servings
- Macaroni & Cheese – 30 Servings
- Beef Flavored Vegetable Stew – 30 Servings
- Cheddar Broccoli Rice – 30 Servings
And I’m so glad there is no high fructose corn syrup or MSG! Because it’s important to maintain our food standards after the end-of-the-world.