2021 Kook of the Year Frontrunner: Marjorie Taylor Greene

With 2020 Kook of the Year winner Lin Wood barely out of view, a 2021 winner is already in view. Actually, she’s more than just in view, she’s elbowed her way to the front of the line and it’s hard to imagine anyone elbowing her out of the pole position in this race.

Georgia congresswoman Marjorie Taylor Greene, it’s being reported, has in the past signaled approval and support for a wide range of wildly unhinged bizarre beliefs and conspiracy theories, and potentially deadly sentiments. It’s hard to know where to start with her.

On second thought, I would say that showing support for the idea of assassinating democrats is a good place to start. Nothing says small (d) democracy like a willingness to assassinate your political opponents. Why does Marjorie Taylor Greene think it’s okay to assassinate democrats? Because she appears to believe that some high profile democrats, like Hillary Clinton, are actively involved in human trafficking, pedophilia and organ harvesting, drinking children’s blood during satanic rituals, and even filleting children’s faces and wearing them as their own. Yikes! Greene’s skull has to be so overheated you could fry an egg on it. Over hard. With a side of bacon. Crisp bacon. Brittle, even.

Greene also, apparently, believes Clinton may have arranged the murders of NYPD officers and made them look like suicides. And Greene further believes, apparently, that the Sandy Hook and Parkland mass school shootings were so called ” false flag” operations staged by gun control advocates to erode Second Amendment Rights. Oh, man, that is some diabolical shit right there! Jesus H Christ. How would you like to be a fly on the wall of that woman’s cranium? Move over, Lin Wood, there’s a new kid in town.

How does a congressional representative of either political party refer to this woman as ” colleague”? Glenn Grothman, Mike Gallagher, Scott Fitzgerald, Bryan Steil, Tom Tiffany, care to weigh in? Any words of wisdom or advice for your new “colleague”?

House minority leader Kevin McCarthy (R-I Don’t Envy You), has said he intends to have a talk with Taylor Greene. I have every confidence that will go really, really well. Everyone knows that all it takes to clear up an obviously serious case of functional psychosis is a good conversation. Yikes again. Crispy yikes. Brittle, even. Over hard.


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2 thoughts on “2021 Kook of the Year Frontrunner: Marjorie Taylor Greene

  1. Wow! And to think you wrote this prior to us learning about her belief in Jewish satellites firing laser from space at California to start fires in order to clear land for High-speed rail. I wonder what her staff make=up looks like?

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