Robin Vos authorized Mike Gableman to spend tax payer dollars flying to Arizona and South Dakota to look into the Arizona GOP so-called audit of Maricopa County’s election results, ( you know, the ultra-violet light/watermark/bamboo ballot/let’s send this stuff to a remote cabin in Montana), Arizona debacle, and the Mike Lindell cyber symposium in out in South Dakota which was billed by Lindell as the opportunity he would have to prove to the world that China hacked the 2020 presidential election and handed it to Joe Biden. None of that has materialized. The Arizona audit can be best characterized as a full tilt boogie kooks promenade, and even Lindell’s own cyber security ” expert ” Josh Merritt admitted to the hard right Washington Times that Lindell’s ” evidence” is a turd.
So Gableman comes back from Arizona and South Dakota promoting a pillow and some pajamas? He got a pillow and pajamas? We paid for a turd and Gableman should produce it. Where’s our turd, Mike? Hold a press conference and feature it. Polish it if you like, or deep fry it in the grand Wisconsin tradition, but we paid for a turd, dammit, and I think I speak for the majority of Wisconsinites when I say that we’d like to see what we paid for. Pull that turd out of your pocket and put it on the table Mike. Consider it an act of public service.