That Person Doesn’t Look Like Us

From a Republican attendee of RNC: Prior to National Republican Convention we visited Disney for three days. During our time at Epcot we visited the different countries. It was neat seeing each country and the employees were from that individual country. Then we visited America . . . one would…

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Conservative Wet Dream

Zach managed to get in a recap of the Eastwood speech before I could post. But in the spirit of doubling down, here’s my take anyway. A conservative wet dream came true Thursday night at the Republican National Convention. A packed convention hall of victims and fat white boys got…

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GOD GOP Platform Extreme

The Republican platform is so extreme Adolf Hitler would have been proud. Here are a few highlights courtesy of ThinkProgress. Paul Ryan and Rick Santorum, along with the not-so-christian right get their wish: No abortions in cases of rape or incest, because you know they were probably asking for it…

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NRA Statement On Nevada Buttock Shooting

Wayne LaPierre, NRA spokesman for life or until he accidently shoots himself, said the Nevada man who accidently shot himself in his buttocks was within his rights to do so. “Conceal carry is the law”, LaPierre said. “This man, a patriot, had every right to defend himself. Besides, this sort…

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Man Shoots Own Buttocks

If this wasn’t such a serious matter, I’d be laughing. Well allright, I am laughing a little. Still, just think how lucky this person was not to be seriously injured, Just think of those innocents sitting near him. The gun fell out of his pocket and discharged when it hit…

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What? Me Use Own Mind?

The following is a comment by Francis Marion (really?) over at the ironically named blog Real Debate Wisconsin, electronic cave abode of Neanderthal man’s direct relation, Fred Dooley. Team jackass, I mean donkey is apoplectic over this! Just look at the comments from the union leftists and Marxists on the…

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More Tales from the Tinfoil Brigade

Not really. But fun nonetheless. Golfin Granpa, that legendary in-his-own-mind dissembler of all plots liberal against the common welfare today posted that Don Perry, the Chick-Fil-A spokesperson who recently died of a heart attack, was a victim of commie poisoning. Or something like that. “It had to be the commies,”…

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Football Runs This University

These are the words of one janitor who observed former Penn State University assistant coach and convicted child molester, Jerry Sandusky, engaging in inappropriate conduct with a young boy years ago and didn’t say anything because he was afraid of losing his job. “Football runs this university.” This is why…

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Another Conservative Talk Radio Host Acting Badly

Teabagger favorite Barbara Espinosa of the radio show “Hair on Fire” called President Barack Obama the nation’s first “monkey president.” While speaking with a caller who called the president “Rabbit Ears” she responded, “I call him a monkey. I don’t believe in calling him the first Black president, I call…

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The Deception Industry

Not too long ago I saw a comment at a local blog that referred to the Democratic Party as the party of slavery and whose members ultimately formed the Ku Klux Klan. I wish I could say I was surprised at this example of ignorance; alas it is becoming all…

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