Miss Mexico Crowned Miss Universe – Brewer, Gingrich, McCain & Prejean in Shock

Given all the hoopla surrounding their visitor, resident and illegal alien unfriendly laws as evidenced by SB 1070, Jan Brewer, the septuagenerian, immigrant-bashing sweetheart and 22nd Governor of AZ was shocked to learn that the Mexican beauty Jimena Navarrete, from Guadalajara was crowned Queen of the Universe. Jan responded to this nomination of the universe’s queen with her usual chilly charm –

Goodness gracious, Mexican’s crossing our border are drug dealers, be-headers and baby makers, so let’s hope that Ms. Universe is able to keep from evidencing any of these characteristics as she visits and resides in America over the next year. While she’s welcome to visit AZ, we expect her to have not only her Universe credentials for display at all border crossings and on demand by our troopers, but also to demonstrate evidence of non-pregnancy considering our desire to limit alien births in AZ.

Congratulations Ms. Universe!

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Moving on OUT, Moving on UP

I found some interesting odds & ends related to people moving out and moving up that I wanted to share with you. The first was a report from AZ on the implications of SB 1070 – the “paper’s please” anti-immigrant law. It seems that the economists were right that the law would have significant negative impacts on Arizona businesses. They made this statement following an analysis of the economic value of immigrant workers to the state, without even taking into account the impact of boycott’s to the state. In this report from CNN you can hear business people and politician’s alike saying:

The immigration law backfired. “Whoops we have no workers” Randi Kaye

In other moving news, I heard through the grapevine, the unconfirmed report that Representative Paul Ryan (R-01) has purchased the Parker Mansion in Janesville’s prestigious Court House Hill Historic District. He will be living next to the Cullen’s, a builder and prominent Republican fundraiser.

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