Holy irrational conservative, Batman!

I just had to share this, because I think it’s possible some conservatives have officially lost touch with reality. Over at Right View Wisconsin, that noted bastion of rational conservative thought, Jerry K. has predicted doom and gloom should Senator Barack Obama win the 2008 presidential election.

Here are a few of my favorite snippets of what life will be like with Barack Obama in the White House:

You want to have some bananas, so you walk a mile or two and wait in a long line hoping they will not run out before you give them your government food voucher. You once were a CEO of a top 100 company and you stand next to Jack who was a worker at a GM plant and Patty who once worked as a store manager of a retail chain.

SOME people may find the thought of Americans standing in long lines to hand the government workers food vouchers unthinkable and the stuff of Cold War nightmares, but a depression and a fundamental change in the way our government becomes socialist/communistic could be closer than you think.

Now I don’t eat bananas, so I’m glad those widespread banana shortages won’t affect me too much. As for those vouchers, I’m just glad we’ve stocked up on plenty of canned goods and more than our fair share of Spam, because those’ll come in handy once those widespread food shortages kick in!

The mood of frustration will abound, as we will have become a nation of socialism with one class of people. POOR!

This is what will happen if Barack Hussein Obama becomes president and remakes the U.S.A. into the U.S.S.A. (the United Socialist States of America) as he wants to do!

Looking at the long lines of the depression and the food shortages in the Soviet Union will become a reality under President Obama. Don’t worry about long gas lines because we will not be able to afford it and gas cars will be outlawed.

So if my car’s outlawed, will I still be on the hook for what I owe on it, or will the socialist government pick up the tab?

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2 thoughts on “Holy irrational conservative, Batman!

  1. Wait… I thought Obama was the anti-christ! You mean, instead of death from hell fire above, death will come by, waiting in line? I’m pretty sure that’s not Biblical.

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