According to Phelony Jones, the downfall of disgraced South Carolina Governor Mark Sanford can be traced to one source: the federal government:
Gov. Sanford vs. Gov’t Forces: Let me get this straight
If you fight the government’s orders and advances, they will bring you down by any means necessary.
Yeah, I said it.
And under equal time laws that the government will invariably institute to silence conservatives: for every republican they target – they MUST find one lefty of equal guilt to lambaste and air out.
While I love a good conspiracy theory, I’m wondering if Phelony could explain exactly how the government brought down Mark Sanford. Did the government force him to desert his family on Father’s Day weekend to go spend some time with his mistress on another continent? Better yet, did the government force Sanford to send racy emails to said mistress? Ultimately, Mark Sanford – and only Mark Sanford – is responsible for the mess he’s in.
Now if you’ll excuse me, I have to go see about ordering a tinfoil hat to send to Phelony…