Category: Sarcasm
If Herschel Walker Were Worth A Thing
he would have been a football analyst on ESPN or Fox Sports…not running for the US Senate.
Now That’s An (A)Hole In One!
Donald Trump showed up in Washington DC on Sunday, totally unexpectedly. No one had announced a trip or a reason…something nearly unheard of in this land of Sir Social Media. But it looks like maybe he was here for a golf outing..air golf apparently…because there wasn’t a golf club in…
Ron Johnson Finally Comes Clean On The Current Supreme Court!
“The reason we have a two-tiered system is because our justice system is increasingly populated with political partisans who are incapable of administering justice equally,” Johnson said. What a scathing rebuke of the United States Supreme Court from one of America’s most self-proclaimed conservative voices…oh wait…what? This just in, I…
Hey, Can Ron Johnson Use His Kremlin Connections To Bring Brittney Griner Home??
No, not an original concept. Stole it from someone on Twitter and told him I was going to steal it…but not sure if he’d want me to share his identity here. OTOH: why is the imprisonment of WNBA player Brittney Griner such a seeming low priority? And maybe it isn’t…
Walmart Apparently Thinks These May Come In Handy
before anyone gets offended, this is a bit of angry sarcasm given the recent SCOTUS decisions. otoh: Walmart isn’t quite thinking about the current social, political, and cultural environment with their marketing decisions, are they…as this ad showed up in my Yahoo news feed this afternoon. I hope their algorithm…
Summer Book Recommendation: Cider House Rules: John Irving
The Cider House Rules One of Irving’s most political novels, The Cider House Rules explores the contentious issue of abortion, as well as those of addiction, racism, and rejection. Dr. Wilbur Larch is the ether-addicted and childless proprietor of the St. Clouds Orphanage in 1920s Maine. After many years witnessing…
Sen. Ron Johnson Has More Protection Than The Average Fourth Grader
In a world where the Supreme Court of the United States encourages all of us to carry a weapon for our own self protection, why is it the Sen. Ron Johnson (R – Sedition) needs three or more Milwaukee County Sheriff’s Deputies to walk across Milwaukee’s General Mitchell Field? This…
SCOTUS Overturns Roe v Wade: Sounds Like We Need To Redo The US Census And Re-redistrict.
I mean, we now have millions of new US Citizens in petri dishes in fertility labs across the nation who have been people since fertilization.
Self Check Out : Bad, Self Pour : Good?
I am sure that most of you have seen articles or social media posts that find fault with retailers who use self check out lanes. It takes jobs away from real people. Which is true. But today some of those same people are excited about going to a bar where…
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