Category: Satire

A threat assessment developed by Cyber Ninjas, the firm hired by Arizona republicans to audit ballots cast in Maricopa County last November, had feared that Antifa could disrupt the process in a coordinated attack utilizing a chemical fire and blocked traffic. In spite of these concerns Arizona Governor Doug Ducey…

In a startling development US Senator Ron Johnson ( R-WI) told reporters in Washington DC today that sunspots caused the January 6th attack on the Capitol. Referencing a recent article from the National Science Foundation suggesting that the current sunspot cycle could be one of the strongest on record, Johnson…

In a rare show of near unanimous and almost unheard of cooperation in Washington DC, the leadership of both major political parties today held a press conference on Capitol Hill and unveiled what they are heralding as a ” fix” to America’s long standing health care cost problems. ” The…

Amid criticism from leaders of both political parties following the White House’ decision to abruptly order a bombing raid on targets in Syria, President Joe Biden finally disclosed how he determined the controversial move was legal. ” I had a virtual Zoom lunch with Senate parliamentarian Elizabeth McDonough” Biden told…

With the coronavirus vaccine rollout underway public health officials nationwide are justifiably worried about the percentage of Americans who have stated on social media platforms, (which is where all the best information comes from, by the way) that they don’t intend to be vaccinated against the virus for a variety…

Well, they didn’t. The election was rigged, the president himself told us so. So he managed to rack up 74,223,744 votes…as he said, the most ever for an incumbent president…no telling how many of them were faked ballots or illegal votes…but he underestimated the antagonisms he’s sown in the nation…

Because an already discredited GOP talking point keeps popping up on social media, that Joe Biden will raise taxes on 82% of Americans. Is everyone in America now making $400,000 and I missed the memo (and the income)?

And let’s start with John Oliver! and you have my permission to perform unprotected philately at will!

Brexiteers try to set EU flag on fire – but fail due to European fireproofing rule. I am still thinking that this article is a bit of a send up of the Brexit foolishness…but did start to wonder why the Trumpists haven’t legislated that American flags have to be fireproof!…