Ever since Obama won re-election various spittle spewing blabberjabbers on the right have been hollering about how his supporters voted for more free stuff. Well, I have news for all of them. I voted for Obama and……………… my free stuff came in the mail just this very morning!
I got a Che’ Guevara T-shirt and matching beret’, a map of Kenya, copies of both the Quran and the Communist Manifesto, and a really nice ACORN keychain and pen/pencil set.
Sweeeeeeet!
Well played.
Coincidentally, I received an itemized invoice for all the stuff you listed above.
You’re welcome.
Thanks Dan, but do you have the T-shirt in extra large? I put on a few pounds over Thanksgiving.
Of course we do. Just fill out the shirt size change application form, and mail it, along with the original shirt and your shirt size change fee, to the address on the form. Your request will be reviewed by the shirt size change approval committee, and, pending approval, you will receive your new shirt in 9-12 weeks.
In addition to the free stuff, he sent me a duplicate voter ID. Now I have one with a beard and one without my beard. All I have to do is take along my shaving kit to the poll. After voting the first time, I will go to the men’s room and shave.
Voila, a new identity!
Duane, how does a “duplicate” voter ID help you vote twice?
I got five kinds of birth control and a gift certificate for an abortion at the clinic of my choice. I’m past menopause but free’s free, ya know?
The abortion gift-certificates only went out to the 47%.
Wait — No Obamaphone? You got screwed, man.