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Eric Bolling, host of ” The Five ” on NUTJOB NEWS! subsidiary Fox News, is claiming that Obama and Sandra Fluke collaborated to create the contraception/Limbaugh controversy to distract voters from the economy. What a scoop!
Consequently, there can obviously be no truth to the Liberal lie that Rush Limbaugh, ( aka Brash Gasbag ) is just a crude, misogynistic boar pig with a penchant for slanderous mouthings that have resulted in a slew of his advertisers dropping him like a turd from a tall stallion.
Nosiree! It’s all just an Obama planned conspiracy!
Stay tuned to NUTJOB NEWS! and we’ll follow-up with an explanation of how crop circles figure into the mix!
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I wonder how the President found time to hatch this plan with Sandra Fluke (probably started grooming her for the “mission” back in Kenya, so that she would be ready to go in 2012), what with all the planning that was needed to take out Andrew Breitbart, then actually taking him out.
Ya know? If only the President wasn’t wasting all of his time on this kind of old-world Kenyan socialistic nonsense, maybe he would have had time to find and take out Osama bin Laden or improve the national jobs numbers.
If Bolling and Fox keep this up, the comedians won’t have anything to do. Of course, we’d have to do a little renaming and all. . .Fox Comedy Channel has the right ring to it.
In all seriousness, Bolling has always been a loudmouth blowhard. But, it’s cool. The more that they do stuff like this over at Fox, their credibility will continue to wane.
Women watch Fox News, too, you morons. Jeez !
Anyway, I’m frankly surprised that Misogynist-In-Chief Limbaugh let Bolling beat him to this particular punch. Hmmmmm. Maybe he was preoccupied with something or other. (*wink*) Anyway, I’m glad “Mr. Falafel Thing” jumped into the fray, too, earlier on. That had to help Fox’s credibility with women, huh?
Douchebags.
Here’s a better and more informative explanation of what happened with Sandra Fluke:
http://live.washingtonpost.com/gene-weingarten-120306.html?hpid=z5
Personally, I think that Eric Bolling conspired with Rush Limbaugh, Bill O’Reilly, Roger Ailes and Rupert Murdoch to make every conservative on the planet look stupid.
Misogynist tools.
Do Not BE SURPRISED IF… Rush comes forward after a month or so and says he seen the evils of his ways and is now a liberal radical ready to take on the conservatives with the most vile and obnoxious language he can spew.
I wonder what the reactions would be from the left.. I’d like to think we would not accept Rush and all of the other sensation artists. Or that we would not be taken in by such an obvious ruse.
@ Nomad
I would be surprised, to be honest. Limbaugh undoubtedly believes that he will weather this particular storm because he knows just how narrow-minded, low information, emotion-driven and stupid his audience is. Given these qualities in his audience, he undoubtedly will survive it, although I hope he doesn’t.
I’m doing what I can to see that he doesn’t survive this.
I’ve signed the various petitions to get Limbaugh off the air that I have come across, and I’ve contacted the local radio stations to file complaints and will follow up on them to make sure that they are part of each station’s “public file”, something that the FCC looks at when a given station’s license come up for renewal. I’ve also filed a complaint directly with the FCC
Anyway, I guess we’ll see if he survives or not.
But, to your larger point, the Left would never embrace someone like Limbaugh.
All of that said, and to return to the topic at hand, Eric Bolling is an idiot who gets paid to say whatever stupid thing that Roger Ailes wants him to say. This is just THE latest thing. I mean, Eric Bolling can’t be THAT stupid all on his own, can he?!
All you need to know about Flush Limbaugh:
http://www.dailykos.com/story/2012/03/12/1073551/-No-Seriously-You-just-made-me-snort-coffee-out-my-nose?via=sidebyuserrec