By now you might have heard that Republican Gov. Scott Walker is planning on holding a “brat summit” on Tuesday in a supposed effort to bring lawmakers from both political parties together to “mend political wounds” (wounds largely caused by Walker).
Over on Facebook, Kurt Baron asked his listeners to come up with a good name for the brat summit.
What’s a good name for Tuesday’s brat summit? How about “Gloating Over Pilsner” fest or the “Let’s Get Drunk and Pretend It’s OK” event. Mine are kinda lame….I know you can do better!
So here’s my challenge to you loyal readers: let’s see if we can’t come up with a truly creative and appropriate name for Gov. Walker’s “brat summit.”
Post your suggestions in the comment thread, and the winner will receive a one year subscription to Blogging Blue, which is always a crowd pleaser!
EDIT : Here are the suggestions we’ve gotten thus far:
- Walker’s Weiners
- The I-Lost-All-My-Rights-And-All-I-Get-Is-A-Stinking-Brat Party
- Johnsonville’s John-Doe Party
- F*ck You Fest
- Wurst Fest worst Governor with the worst job creation record
- Scott’s Brats – Not
- Brats, Beer and Brawling
- “Perp-Walk-Er-Palooza”
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Spoiled Brats
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Ps. Wasn’t Johnsonville one of the companies that came out of the starting block supporting Walker? Seemed like they were one of the early boycott subjects–remember the People’s Brats?
Walker’s Weiners
The I-Lost-All-My-Rights-And-All-I-Get-Is-A-Stinking-Brat Party
Johnsonville’s John-Doe Party
C’mon, you know that we Wisconsinites like to add a suffix to any summer event, turning it into a -Fest!
Thus, I hereby suggest that it will be Walker’s
F*ck You Fest
Wurst Fest worst Governor with the worst job creation record.
Bratwurst for the 99%…. No make that 44%.
@ Smeety, SUCH a little wingnut sweetie
How about THIS name, Smeetster?
The “I turned a 20-12 Republican advantage in the State Senate into a 15-17 deficit” Perp-Walk-Er-Palooza.
Or maybe JUST “Perp-Walk-Er-Palooza”, huh?
(*laughing*)
Get down off of your high horse, fool. Can’t ya hear the other shoe dropping?
Maybe the Dems could have a sausage race to Rockford.
Scott’s Brats – Not.
Walker will need to wait to get Lena Taylor’s RSVP before he confirms the order with the butcher.
Tis a thank you party… for firing up the silent majority.
Come on over to Scott’s for a slap happy time… If you can Barrett!
Brats, Beer and Brawling
It’s become the Wisconsin Way over the last sixteen months.
“Perp-Walk-Er-Palooza”.
Work for you, Smeety the wingnut sweetie?
Be honest, fool. Ya gonna feel like celebrating Walker’s recall election win when he’s under indictment? When he’s convicted?
Remember when Blago was talking smack?
(*laughing*)
You need to calm down, son.
It’s just a matter of time, now.
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YAWN…Do I get extra credit for an early morning entry?
You get a little extra credit for being an early bird, but I’m up at 5:45 a.m., so I’ve got ya beat!
Call it what ever the Governor wishes but the Democratic Party members should wear shirts asking “Who is John Doe?”
What if the Governor can’t attend because he’s in custody?
Frankfurters for the 44%
Brats and burgers for those who can dish it out but can’t take it.
Moderation reminded me of this one.
@ Smeety El Wingnut Sweetie
If Walker gets a job as a server in the prison cafeteria, he can both “dish it out”, when he’s working the lunch line, AND “take it”, when he isn’t.
Time you started being realistic about what happened last Tuesday. While Walker won, his party lost the State Senate.
Walker’s also facing indictment for misconduct in office. How much will his victory in the recall election mean when he’s marched off in handcuffs, then convicted?
“The(First Annual Governor William J. LePetomane Memorial Protect My Phony Baloney) Job Summit”
“PERP – WALK – ER – PALOOZA”
Good luck with that. It’s about to die on the vine.
Enjoy that particular little wingnut wet dream while you can, Smeety El Wingnut Sweetie.
And try, “EVER so hard” [h/t to Shirley Temple], NOT to picture Snotty Scotty trying to hide his growing bald spot with handcuffs on while he does his “perp walk”.
“[Dying] on the vine”? (*laughing*) Only in a wingnut wet dream, Smeety El Wingnut Sweetie.
Ain’t talking ’bout brats, no mo’, is you, Smeety El Wingnut Sweetie? (*laughing*) Mission accomplished [h/t to the WORST President in American history whose name Republicans shall not utter before the 2012 elections lest they remind the country of who got us into the economic mess we are in].
Hey, listen, Smeety El Wingnut Sweetie, your misplaced wingnut bravado in this regard just reminds me of the small child whistling in the dark, trying to hold their fears at bay.
“Do not ask for whom the bell tolls”, Smeety El Wingnut Sweetie. It tolls for Snotty Scotty. And he knows it.
Criminal defense funds and high-priced criminal defense lawyers?
Blow smoke all you want, Smeety El Wingnut Sweetie. Enjoy your wingnut wet dream while it lasts. Everyone else knows that the “perp walk” is coming.
Cling to that like grim death, my friend.
Why would I cling to anything like “grim death?” WTF does that even mean?