During a visit to Nicolet High School on Friday, May 9 Republican U.S. Senator Ron Johnson gave students some tips on how to lead a successful life.
Here are Sen. Ron Johnson’s tips for a successful life:
- Finish high school
- Don’t get addicted to drugs and alcohol
- Don’t have children until after marriage
- Marry someone from a wealthy family
Said Johnson, “If you follow (those three steps), you have a pretty good chance of being successful.”
Oh wait….did I forget to mention that only the first three tips were from Sen. Johnson? Yeah, he didn’t mention that fourth tip, but it sure did help him end up being successful.