Now That It’s 1849 In Wisconsin, Only 11 Years Until I Get My Draft Notice For The Civil War

Hmmm…wonder if I’ll get put in the 11th Infantry Regiment or maybe the 2nd Calvary Regiment. shoot, I’ll have to learn how to ride a horse again. If I join the Wisconsin Sharpshooters, can I keep my AR-1 musket??

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Summer Book Recommendation: Cider House Rules: John Irving

The Cider House Rules One of Irving’s most political novels, The Cider House Rules explores the contentious issue of abortion, as well as those of addiction, racism, and rejection. Dr. Wilbur Larch is the ether-addicted and childless proprietor of the St. Clouds Orphanage in 1920s Maine. After many years witnessing…

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Sen. Ron Johnson Has More Protection Than The Average Fourth Grader

In a world where the Supreme Court of the United States encourages all of us to carry a weapon for our own self protection, why is it the Sen. Ron Johnson (R – Sedition) needs three or more Milwaukee County Sheriff’s Deputies to walk across Milwaukee’s General Mitchell Field? This…

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SCOTUS Overturns Roe v Wade: Sounds Like We Need To Redo The US Census And Re-redistrict.

I mean, we now have millions of new US Citizens in petri dishes in fertility labs across the nation who have been people since fertilization.

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Exclusive!! Antifa Disrupts Maricopa County Election Audit!

A threat assessment developed by Cyber Ninjas, the firm hired by Arizona republicans to audit ballots cast in Maricopa County last November, had feared that Antifa could disrupt the process in a coordinated attack utilizing a chemical fire and blocked traffic. In spite of these concerns Arizona Governor Doug Ducey…

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M.D. Prattle

If half-assed innuendo was a precious metal we could mine M.D Kittle’s prose to great profit. Over at “”Empower “” Wisconsin”” ( Kittle has an infatuation with “quotation marks” as his primary ” tool” of casting “aspersions”) his recent aimless meander names Milwaukee Election Commission executive director Claire-Woodall-Vogg as Empower…

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Scott Walker: He’ll Save America Like He Saved His Hairline.

This is too funny not to share…. As noted on Twitter there must be something in the water in Washington, D.C. that helped Scott Walker grow back his balding hairline.

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Dan O’Donnell’s Dumbassed Data Dive

Over at the MacIver Institute, known far and wide for their impeccable epidemiological and infectious disease data analysis credentials, they announce that Dan O’Donnell ” dives into the data” and comes up with “proof” that Wisconsin’s mask mandate hasn’t worked. O’Donnell puts up some charts, rattles off some timelines and…

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Today’s News: Most Of The Indefinitely Confined Absentee Voters Are In Counties Trump Won and…

Pennsylvania finds one case of a dead person voting…a man requested an absentee ballot in his late mother’s name and….voted for Trump. And then Congress did this:

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Three Weeks After The Election And COVID-19 Hasn’t Gone Away

Part of President Trump’s pre-election hyperbole was the story that the media and the Democrats were making an issue out of COVID-19 to make him look bad…and that it would go away on November 4th. Well, just flipping through my Friday November 27, 2020 print edition of the Milwaukee Journal…

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