Given all the hoopla surrounding their brown-skinned visitor, resident and illegal alien unfriendly laws as evidenced by SB 1070, Jan Brewer, the septuagenerian, immigrant-bashing sweetheart and 22nd Governor of AZ was shocked to learn that the Mexican beauty Jimena Navarrete, from Guadalajara was crowned Queen of the Universe.
Jan responded to this nomination of the universe’s queen with her usual chilly, silly, disarming, charm –
Goodness gracious, Mexican’s crossing our border are drug dealers, be-headers and baby makers, so let’s hope that Ms. Universe is able to keep from evidencing any of these characteristics as she visits and resides in America over the next year. While she’s welcome to visit AZ, we expect her to have not only her Universe credentials for display at all border crossings and on demand by our troopers, but also to demonstrate evidence of non-pregnancy considering our desire to limit alien births in AZ.
Congratulations Ms. Universe!
During the highly contested beauty pageant, alleged 2012 Presidential contender, Newt Gingrich faced the conundrum of whether to support Miss USA, the first American Muslim contestant for Miss Universe; condemn Miss Mexico or look for a third fourth wife among these beauties of the Universe. Instead Mr. Gingrich decided to go on a rampage against the Muslim Community Center being planned for an abandoned Burlington Coat Factory site 2 blocks away from Ground Zero. He was seen smirking and winking at Ms USA Rimah Fakim, as he began his campaign against the constitution.
Meanwhile surgically-enhanced Carrie Prejean was found drinking a Pina Colada with a Corona & Jose Cuervo tequila chasers on a bar stool in Phoenix, AZ yelling – “Deberia haber sido Reina!”. Joining her at the bar was former Presidential candidate John “flip flop” McCain who is now for immigration given the beauty of Mexican women.
While we weren’t able to find footage of this fictional quote from Ms. Brewer, an actual recording of Newt Gingrich’s thoughts or photos of Ms. Prejean with John McCain, we were able to find a news report on Miss Mexico’s big win.
Once again you confuse being against ILLEGAL immigration with racism. I wonder why the left chooses to ignore the law and turn a blind eye to an unsafe border? Oh yeah, you want the votes.
I guess I could add to your little story that Bill Clinton wanted to hit on her and Obama wanted to tax her and whatever is left of ACORN registered her to vote, but that would be just as non-sensical as this entire post.
Except the fact that she’s not an illegal immigrant and that horrible governor blatantly issued a racist attack because a Hispanic woman won.
What did the governor say?
ONE WORD – SATIRE>>>>>> Don’t read it if you find it not to your liking.
That wasn’t satire, it was a “joke” rooted in deeply seated racism.
The only thing racist is MadCity’s assertion of others racism. So now it’s racist to oppose ILLEGAL immigration? Liberals are the ones ignoring the law for the sake of winning votes, not me. Way to stand on principle.
How do you know if you’re going to like unless you actually do read it?