No, this is not about Newt Gingrich’s fat ass. Nor is it a post about Herman Cain’s sexual harrassment fantasies. No, this is not the name of Mitt Romney’s dog, nor is it the name of some government program upon which Michele Bachman wishes to cash in. It is simply about evil jihadist Butterball turkeys.
This is instead about whackjob Pamela Geller and her assertion that all Butterball turkeys are “Halal,” and that they are part of some vast Muslim conspiracy to infiltrate our culture, make us all pray five times a day, yada, yada, yada. I won’t put up any evidence here that Geller is wrong, nor will I argue one little bit. She’s a whackjob, and therefore not worth the effort. But if you find yourself turning to the East on Friday morning around sunup, Ms. Geller will likely say “I told you so.”
In other news that should make the folks at OWS a bit nervous, pepper spray has now been deemed a vegetable. No word as yet whether it will be included in school lunches. But it sounds to me like it might make a good rub for my turkey this week. . . at least it might prevent the turkey from standing up and attacking the whole family during our Thanksgiving.
pepper spray is the fragrance of the day, used to suppress the stench of OWS
But nothing can suppress the stench of the GOP presidential field at these debates, eh Ray? Talk about stinkin’ the joint up! Whoooooeeeeee!
That seems patently offensive, Ray, no? Care to join the human race and TRY to get along with others, or are you only about advocating gratuitous violence against people seem to hate?
PLEASE STAY IN THE BADGER STATE!!!
I don’t understand this comment.