Three is a Magic Number

Unethical scam artist Newt Gingrich is getting serious about running for president! Today he made a pledge that the the third time is DEFINITELY the charm(with a straight face even).

. As President, I will vigorously enforce the Defense of Marriage Act, which was enacted under my leadership as Speaker of the House, and ensure compliance with its provisions, especially in the military. I will also aggressively defend the constitutionality of DOMA in federal and state courts. I will support sending a federal constitutional amendment defining marriage as the union of one man and one woman to the states for ratification. I will also oppose any judicial, bureaucratic, or legislative effort to define marriage in any manner other than as between one man and one woman. I will support all efforts to reform promptly any uneconomic or anti-marriage aspects of welfare and tax policy. I also pledge to uphold the institution of marriage through personal fidelity to my spouse and respect for the marital bonds of others.

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  1. I still haven’t seen anyone define what a man and a woman are under the various DOMA laws…it could get to be a really interesting discussion.

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