The Comey, Weiner, Clinton E-Mail Scandals

After fevered efforts to find something damning in the emails found on Anthony Weiner’s server…FBI Director James B Comey says “…the agency stands by its original findings against recommending charges.” Now, I think there needs to be some serious follow up investigations by the Justice Department and Congress into what…

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Anthony Weiner’s campaign has jumped the sharknado

“This has to be one of the best introductory lines I’ve ever read in an article… “Tuesday was an angry day in Weinerland.” The line in question refers to an article penned by former Weiner campaign intern Olivia Nuzzi in which she told a rather unflattering tale of her experience…

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Is He Lying or Stupid?

Paul Ryan (R- Wall St.) likes to tell anyone who will listen that we have the highest (or second highest) corporate tax rate in the world. H/T Bob Cesca: The United States actually has the second LOWEST corporate tax rate in the world. Ryan may actually be telling the truth,…

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Anthony Weiner resigns

Democratic Rep. Anthony Weiner resigns his office, apologizes for the embarrassment he caused. In a brief statement to reporters interrupted repeatedly by a heckler, the New York congressman apologized “for the personal mistakes I have made and for the embarrassment I have caused” to his neighbors, to his constituents and…

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Goodbye David Vitter

While you certainly defend your party’s principles (such as they are) Mr. Vitter, your frequenting prostitutes and the tawdry nature of said assignations have harmed your effectiveness in Congress.   It is good that you have stood tall, admitted to your sins, and resigned for the good of your party and…

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Today Senator Ron Johnson (R- Class rings) spoke out saying that saying that Representative Anthony Weiner should resign. Since our citizen legislator weighed in on this topic I wanted to get some more of his brilliant thoughts so I called his Oshkosh Office and had a cordial but quick chat…

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Anthony Weiner could have used the Penis Disguise Kit

If you’re a celebrity/elected official/public figure who just can’t help but take pictures of your business, then the Penis Disguise Kit is just what you need to post pictures of your junk while maintaining your privacy.

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Reince Priebus calls for Weiner to resign, but where was his outrage over Randy Hopper’s affair?

In the wake of Democratic Rep. Anthony Weiner’s revelation that he has engaged in inappropriate sexual behavior with at least six women via Twitter, Facebook, email, and on the telephone, Republican National Committee Chairman Reince Priebus has issued a statement calling for Rep. Weiner to resign. “Congressman Weiner’s actions and…

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Eric Cantor – Mr. Consistency

Today Congressman Eric Cantor (R- Heartless) was the FIRST to call on Congressman Anthony Weiner to resign. Congressman Cantor as one of the republican leaders in Congress has a “zero-tolerance” policy. The problem is sometimes \"he only knows what he reads\". Then of course in certain occassions, he goes from…

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So it was Weiner’s weiner after all…

After days spent denying that he tweeted a photo of his underwear-clad “member” to a follower of his on Twitter, Democratic Rep. Anthony Weiner finally confessed he did send the photo. In addition to admitting he sent the photo, Rep. Weiner also admitted to “inappropriate” exchanges with “about six women”…

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