Jim “Sir Mix-A-Lot” Sensenbrenner

Wisconsin’s own F James Sensenbrenner Jr., (R – Patriot Act) and fine physical specimen himself, has decided that First Lady of the United States has a big butt. With the United States on the verge of a serious recession, Sensenbrenner had two priorities:

1. Vote to raise everyone's taxes

2. Demean Women and the First Lady:

MediaBistro reports that Sensenbrenner was overheard talking on the phone, retelling an incident in which he said about Michelle Obama:

“She lectures us on eating right while she has a large posterior herself.”

DO not look for an apology from the classless one, since this kind of attitude is prevalent from the old white fat guy wing of the republican party, as serial marriage minded Rush limbaugh has weighed in similarly:

“The problem is, and dare I say this, it doesn’t look like Michelle Obama follows her own nutritionary, dietary advice…I’m trying to say that our First Lady does not project the image of women that you might see on the cover of the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue or of a woman Alex Rodriguez might date every six months or what have you.”

Well since they like to overreach and tell us how to live our daily lives as much as possible, they figure they might as well define beauty for us also! Maybe we can end FJim’s reign of terror on the people of Milwaukee and send him home full time to do his remake:

Updated: Found an even better picture of F James:


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9 thoughts on “Jim “Sir Mix-A-Lot” Sensenbrenner

  1. That is such an inappropriate comment to make, especially from the congressman who is supposed to, but rarely, represents me in the U.S. House of Representatives. Unfortunately, we can’t kick him out in WI-5 thanks to Kathy Nickolaus and Tea Party capital of the north, wingnut Waukesha county.

  2. For the simple reason that I live on the other side of the country I have sacred little info on your neighborhood, county, state is going thru. Under the Koche pay’d for politicians . You state that this James Sensenbrenner Jr. -Patriot Act This concerns me greatly with the new ? Militarization oh I mean Defense Authorization Bill … Indefinate detention for suspicion without a lawyer nay say a judge and god willing a decent jury. This all seems like Cheney’s wet dream and the politicians -democ-RATS going along with this horse and pony with a singing pig. And it interests me are these initial Patriot Act germs Please respond

  3. Tex is an inspiration to all people who wonder what their life would have been like if they had been born rich. What a fat, useless slug. Without the inherited money he’d be waddling around a trailer park sipping on 40 ouncers.

  4. The picture of Sensenbrenner walking in the parade is a-typical and does not reflect reality. Since he actually represents about 4 square blocks of West Allis, he makes brief appearances in the Fourth of July parade. (ASIDE: I’m certain he’d rather spend the day on Pine Lake). Not only is he fat, he also sweats like a pig, and huffs/puffs/wheezes like the little engine that could. What a disaster! A coronary waiting to happen!

  5. There seems to be a pattern with Far right ideologues who are in perfect shape calling out our first ladies body for not being perfect: First Rush, followed by F james, then James Wigderson and now Steve Nass’s right hand Mike Mikalsen

    Mike Mikalsen ·
    He was right. She does have a big backend. And shouldn’t lecture anyone as she is on another government financed trip to Hawaii.

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